Butt of the Joke

The other day, my morning began with the usual firing up of my computer, opening TweetDeck, and seeing what the world is up to.  Typically there is little new or exciting going on, but on that particular morning, I was treated to an extremely unusual sight:  A photo of a naked Jay Cutler staring out…

The Bargain Bin Bears

On March 8th, the Bears found themselves armed with $51 million in cap space, and with glaring weaknesses all across the roster, many fans were rubbing their hands in anticipation, waiting to read headline after headline of one big Bears acquisition after another.  Pace’s own words fueled the fire: “We’re going to be aggressive and…

Requiem For a Dream

I wish I had something new to tell you about Jay Cutler.  Something unique or insightful or moving that would make some remember him better or convince others that it wasn’t his fault that things failed here in Chicago.  But I don’t have those words, and I can’t honestly say Jay wasn’t partially to blame….

Mike Glennon: The definitive Bears Quarterback

Mike Glennon isn’t much to look at.  He’s got the vacant stare of a Best Buy employee and the anechoic, uninteresting voice typical of career athletes.  His sparse, balding pate would be more appropriate on a guy named “Ray” or “Bart,” just getting done with a roofing job and heading to the local watering hole. Glennon, only 27…